hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

danger muffin

"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.

Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.

by Ampudaddy September 24, 2017

Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

by scorch muffins May 10, 2011

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

Trunk Muffin

The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin

Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!

by ZNorton January 27, 2009

Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.

I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.

by Big Game June 28, 2006