crawford mountain

crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!

person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?

person 2: go to hell

person 1: I live there
by dandydo April 18, 2009
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Mountain Blowski

When a girl brings a man a Mountain Dew, and then proceeds to perform oral sex on him.
Steve: So how'd it go last night with that foreign chick?

John: Well she took me back to her place and gave me a Mountain Blowski.
by Ctrl_Alt_D31337 May 01, 2011
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Mountain Home

A ghetto town in Southwest Idaho. Despite its name, Mountain Home is not located in the mountains at all. It is located in the middle of the Idaho desert where there is nothing but Mormons and Mennonites. The population consists of two kind of people; Farmers and Airmen. The only reason this town still exists is because of the local Air Force Base or else it would be just a bunch of old ugly farmers. Is often referred to as a "trap" because anyone that lives here doesn't end up moving for another ten years.
I have to live in Mountain Home because my dad is in the Air Force and now I have to stay here for the rest of my life.
by parkourkid15 July 11, 2008
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Blue Mountain

Scary logo from Paramount used from 1975-87. The music was composed by Lalo Schifrin (1932-) from 1975-76 & 1978-87 & by Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004) from 1976-78.
The Blue Mountain is at the end of Happy Days on WGN.
by Josh November 21, 2004
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mountain man

to let go of ones physical appearance (large beard, dirty hair, horrible hygene) Usually during a state of depression, or extreme laziness.

generally applies to males.
Joe: "man,Dave's been real upset lately."

Jack: "yeah i think hes gonna pull a mountain man"
by Slagatron August 19, 2007
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Gator Mountains

The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.
Coach Jones' Gator Mountains looked like a giant camel toe.
by HamptonT July 03, 2006
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Mountain Top

When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top
by Morado Matt June 18, 2010
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