club mongoose

Something my friend made up and made me look up on urban dictionary

Dude he looked up club mongoose what a dumbass

by Doc mcstuffin March 22, 2023

Massive Mongolian Cock

self-explanatory
abbreviation: MMC (all caps)

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck

by Lekhagan June 2, 2023

Operation strolling mongoose

The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.

Monty: rim rider go buy drugs for operation strolling mongoose

by Truffle master May 16, 2014

Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

remaking the mongol empire

the definition of remakeing the mongol empire is exorbing 99% of asia and raiding erope,africa and north america then get your ass beat by a tifune in japan

im gonna start remaking the mongol empire

by supermoron92 May 21, 2022

Mad Mongoose

The name of the most feared modern pirate. Rumors are that his real name is Scott, but that is only a rumour. All that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for shits and giggles.

Ahhhh@ we're being pilaged by Mad Mongoose@ there is no hope@@@

by Mad Mongoose January 9, 2004

forest mongol

The people of Finland, the inbred descendants of The Great Khan.

Those goddamn forest mongols are at it again... this time they destroyed entire divisions of the Soviet Union!

by KalluHavumaki609 October 26, 2018