MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

mong

A stupid person.
Also a Chinese syllable

My 5 year old little sister is a mong!

by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2022

Mong

Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought

Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad

by Coresdaman123456789 July 30, 2022

Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.

jack keen is a mong

by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022