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Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021
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Monastery

Only the coolest, dirtiest, bangin' club on Earth. Monastery, more commonly known as Mono, is where the filthiest of all nightclubbers spend their Thursday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday nights. In the dark corners of this dirty, dirty place you will find a certain, awesome breed of scum, who can commonly be found in fluro attire, singlets, hats, and covered in tattoos and immense amounts of sweat. The people in this place are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Mono locals are also known as the "Mono Rat". Also known for it's sick DJs and cranky sour faced bar attendants.
"OMG have you seen all the Mono Rats at the Monastery?"
"I know... the Monastery is so dirty."
by Mono Rat March 17, 2010
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monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.
by Shawn B. September 29, 2003
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monarched

Getting drunk on cheap liquor, such as Monarch Vodka, Rum, or other bottom shelf booze than you shouldn't be drinking in the first place.

(pronounced mun-archt)
I can't help you move that couch today dude, I got totally monarched last night.
by Pamdemonium January 15, 2009
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Monaca

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. Her magnificent and rare beauty may be her weakest point. She is also the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.

It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Monica was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.

If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.
Monaca: The name of the most beautiful, most powerful person alive.
by rrrabbit1 June 13, 2018
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Monaco

a place where all the billionaires are too scared to go outside because there are too many millionaires walking around.
“you’ve never been to Monaco?”
“dude, i’m broke.”
oh yeah, same.”
by jessepinkmansleftnut September 14, 2019
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monayyy

the ill beer pong team. they currently resign on long island.
" bro you just won the championship in beer pong , do you realize your like MONAYYY"
by jenna an stina. September 30, 2006
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