crocodile mile

to shit on someones chest spread it, then run full speed and slide across the body like a slip n slide.

after fucking krista, i decided to give her a nice slippery crocodile mile. (see crocodile mile slip n slide toys).

by fred the baby killer April 03, 2006

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mile a minute

The velocity of 60mph. Duh. hehe. An alternative expression to the aforementioned definition.

My Hamman-tuned BMW M5 can reach a mile a minute speed from zero in 4 seconds! ( I wish haha )

by kikkoman69 June 09, 2004

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The Red Mile

A place in calgary where all the flames fans go to get drunk and take off their clothes for the hockey game in playoffs. No rules or laws matter when the red mile is in action, so you can be as offensive as you want!

Levi;"lets go to the red mile to pick up some skank, be rude and drunkly obscene"
David;"I'm gay"

by organdonar May 04, 2006

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air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

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Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 November 29, 2010

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