midnight entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal cats and wheels off cars at night.

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to it eventually

by hueyz July 2, 2022

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight

John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.

by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017

Chocolate midnight

The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned

Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.

by ScoobertMcDoobert April 22, 2015

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for some midnight spaghetti?

by KiranH May 21, 2023