Matan

A useless incompetent person who can't do a simple task and says they can do things they can't do

You are such a matan bro
Ok matan

by gaypenislover664 June 13, 2025

Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

by boatedRus July 23, 2025

Mata

Someone is inexplicably retarded

I can’t believe he did that he’s so mata.

by HeroDooms August 22, 2025

Mata

Someone is inexplicably clueless and stupid

That’s so dumb he’s so mata

by HeroDooms August 22, 2025

Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.

The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.

by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009

Ashley Matanovic

Ashley Matanovic is a amazing girl, She is a beautiful, intelligent, nice, caring, thoughtful, and the most outstanding netball player.
Ashley Matanovic holds onto her loves and knows when he is the right one, but when he breaks her heart, they dont get a second chance.
Ashley loves her family and friends more than anything, and is always there for you!
Ashley knows exactly what to say, and when to say it,
She is a good girl and loves a drink and party! Ashley has the hottest ass and best smile!

ASHLEY MATANOVIC IS AMAZING, if you dont no her ya havnt lived yet!

by Banana.All.The.Way May 10, 2011

selin matan

Selin Matan is perfect that’s it!

1:„Hey who is Selin Matan?“
2:„Oh Selin Matan? She’s perfect that’s it. Ps her instagram @ is matanselin.“

by selmelfel January 4, 2018