[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

Militant

Conservative jargon for "a person we disagree with who is succeeding", especially if that person is a public official.

"People with civil zeal: Patriots. Patriots you disagree with: Activists. Activists who are succeeding: Militants." -Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (satirical)

Those militant atheists are trying to ban us from saying Christmas, by saying happy holidays instead!

by EdaDick December 9, 2020

Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

by X April 1, 2005

R.J. Horsey McTitties

One of the characters names for "Scary Movie 4"

Rim Job Horsey McTitties is a fucking B3A$T!!!!1 = R.J. Horsey McTitties

by B.Z. Donohue March 2, 2008

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008

kinetic military action

'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans

The US invasion of Libya is a kinetic military action

by Chimp999 April 11, 2011

Titty McTittington

A girl who has large breasts, acts and dresses in a skanky manner but doesn't understand why everyone calls her a slut/skank/ho/whore.

Prima: Mia's such a skank!
Secunda: Oh, you mean Titty McTittington? Yeah I know.

by dan dreiberg November 3, 2009