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Lorna

What is a Lorna?:

A Lorna, often described as a proper Essex girl who can sit in the pub and out drink most lads.

A lorna's natural habitat:

A lorna can often be found throwing a lass of gin across the bar in a local London pub most Saturdays in an effort to get the attention of a lad behind the bar.

To be a lorna:

A lorna is an innately good egg. However, the true weakness of a lorna is defined to be copious amounts of alcohol and a texas Tom 8 incher (sausage or human, you choose... )

When approaching a lorna make sure you display at least 8 inches of something! If it's not 8 inches, she ain't interested.

Remember - A true lorna will never reveal here real age, she's always 'old enough' .

Lorna as an act or verb:
'The Lorna' is an act created on a casino boat in Gibraltar when referring to someone giving it the old texas Tom challenge. That's how she likes to gamble.
Person 1: 'Man, did you see that Lorna last night? Totally devoured those 8 inches of texas Tom'

Person 2: 'Yeah, that was a proper Lorna, she doesn't mess about'.
by Onejobgary September 22, 2019
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Lorenzo

A lonely dude who is in need of friends and people to hang out with. He is shy and the only reasons he has a friends is because he is funny. You should hang out with him and become friends with me, I mean him
Look at Lorenzo he is so lonely
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cool guy. when you meet him he is a crazy ,active ,ANNOYING person. he will be helpful and playful but mostly its Party.he is very tall moslty handsome for the girls and SUPER horny
Dude Lorenzo is crazy
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Lorenzo

A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.
Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa
by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022
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dirty lorea

when a girl masterbates with a used toilet brush and sucks on it after
when I get off work I like to give myself the dirty lorea before I head home
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Lorenzo

selfish, self centered asshole who uses his personal issues as a crutch and doesn't know how to take responsibility for the many stupid things that he does; would rather avoid any problems he's created until he can't anymore instead manning up and owning up to his mistakes.
Hey bestfriend, Lorenzo fucked me over again! Shocker.
by LolSmileyFace4 January 21, 2018
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Lorenzo

-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)
Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that
by Da Dang Da Dang June 9, 2009
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