What is a Lorna?:
A Lorna, often described as a proper Essex girl who can sit in the pub and out drink most lads.
A lorna's natural habitat:
A lorna can often be found throwing a lass of gin across the bar in a local London pub most Saturdays in an effort to get the attention of a lad behind the bar.
To be a lorna:
A lorna is an innately good egg. However, the true weakness of a lorna is defined to be copious amounts of alcohol and a texas Tom 8 incher (sausage or human, you choose... )
When approaching a lorna make sure you display at least 8 inches of something! If it's not 8 inches, she ain't interested.
Remember - A true lorna will never reveal here real age, she's always 'old enough' .
Lorna as an act or verb:
'The Lorna' is an act created on a casino boat in Gibraltar when referring to someone giving it the old texas Tom challenge. That's how she likes to gamble.
A Lorna, often described as a proper Essex girl who can sit in the pub and out drink most lads.
A lorna's natural habitat:
A lorna can often be found throwing a lass of gin across the bar in a local London pub most Saturdays in an effort to get the attention of a lad behind the bar.
To be a lorna:
A lorna is an innately good egg. However, the true weakness of a lorna is defined to be copious amounts of alcohol and a texas Tom 8 incher (sausage or human, you choose... )
When approaching a lorna make sure you display at least 8 inches of something! If it's not 8 inches, she ain't interested.
Remember - A true lorna will never reveal here real age, she's always 'old enough' .
Lorna as an act or verb:
'The Lorna' is an act created on a casino boat in Gibraltar when referring to someone giving it the old texas Tom challenge. That's how she likes to gamble.
Person 1: 'Man, did you see that Lorna last night? Totally devoured those 8 inches of texas Tom'
Person 2: 'Yeah, that was a proper Lorna, she doesn't mess about'.
Person 2: 'Yeah, that was a proper Lorna, she doesn't mess about'.
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TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag
Lorenzo
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btw ur a d bag
Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is
Lorenzo
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Petey
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Lorenzo
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Petey
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TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag
Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag
Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is
Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is
Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that
Lorenzo
then wtf is it
Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that
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