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Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.
Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016
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Lord Zorgon

The master of all beings... Has a dick bigger than your average OG Mudbone.
Girl: Man, Lord Zorgon has such a huge penis!

Guy:I know, right?
by Peasant Male May 27, 2018
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rat lord

1. One sick fuck!
2. Pure shit!
3. Someone that disgusts all by physical appearance alone!
4. A grotesque motherfucker
5. Smelly bitch
"That Adam is one fuckin' rat lord sonuva bitch!"
"Oh, I know.. he's so sick!"
"I agree--he's pretty much dirt."
"Yeah, I know"
"Yeah that guy is disgusting!"
"He is a smelly bitch"
"One grotesque motherfucker if I do say so myself..."
"I think that he pretty much disgusts everyone by physical appearance alone..."
"He is pure shit!"
"One sick fuck man, one sick fuck..."
"YEAH!"
"I agree with all of the above, Adam sucks!"
"He smokes pole, I hear..."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah dude, him and Josh Flahive...theyre like an item now..."
"Wow.. sick!"
"Yeah. Okay lets talk about that one shit head Peter Morrud now.."
"Okay!"
etc. etc.
by 090909090909090 September 5, 2008
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douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.
by heartsluv January 10, 2010
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drug lord

drug lord amilie, alcapo i like drugs they are really good i have 2 delers. amilie sells drugs in YK she her nickname is dora
by gaige forrest March 7, 2017
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The Lord Almighty

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?
by Yert 69 January 9, 2020
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good lord

An exclamation of shock or indignation most commonly used when cussing is not a good idea, or used more frequently in rural areas.
by Auntie M July 19, 2004
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