Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

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Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

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long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

by hamspter January 15, 2021

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Ass Long

Cams way of saying long ass

“Damn, this sonic level is ass long!”

by ShortBusMcGee May 11, 2022

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Long divison

A longer way to do divison.

My math is based on long divison.

by DON'T KLICK ON ME! December 22, 2020

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Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022

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