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long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck
"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"
by hamspter January 15, 2021
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long word

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis
jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!
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Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short
Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd
by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020
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long chocolate

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.
Goddammit
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.
by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021
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