a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011
Get the don't chase the lonely raccoonmug. a bunch of rich ass snobs thinking they are in the ghetto but really they are just as bad as Reedy Fucking High School. They don’t give shit for wakeland, which i don’t blame them. No one knows how to fucking WALK in the hallways cause they are all too busy taking drugs and talking shit. They are about as dumb as doorknobs at this fuckin school cause they are all horny ass teenagers who can’t go a day without getting their dick sucked or having sex in the school bathrooms. Which leads to making people walk WAY to FUCKING far for just a piss. In the end, Lone Star is only known for thing football and the idiot that runs it.
by Daisy Prater October 15, 2018
Get the Lone Star High Schoolmug. A high school in Highland, Utah. Know for being full of rich snobs/jerks who look down on anyone not wearing something jewel encrusted.
Dude, those guys over there are complaining about how the ref took their bribe and has barely been favoring them, I bet they are from Lone Peak high school
by AF #1 October 15, 2010
Get the Lone Peak high schoolmug. A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad
Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019
Get the Semi-automatic lonely boymug. Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.
by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010
Get the Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleanermug. Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
why am I lonely because you ARE
by THICTHICDADDY21 October 5, 2021
Get the why am i lonelymug. Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
by John Antonelli November 9, 2004
Get the Fat lonely febreeze fucktardmug.