toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

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Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

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An autumn lock is the hair style often worn by members of the emo subculture of goth. Often called generically "emo hair". It is most often recognized by long bangs, parted on the side, that cover one eye.

Man #1 "Hey dude you sportin' the Autumn Lock?"

Man #2 "Hell yeah!"

by EgoBiboAqua January 1, 2009

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pull a locke

Giving less than 100% at your place of employment - working from home, cutting out early, etc.

I think I'm gonna pull a locke and take off early today.

by rossxsa February 13, 2009

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Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)

-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.

by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020

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