Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community

“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”

by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023

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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

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Left handedness

The hardest thing in the world to overcome. Simple tasks like using scissors and holding a coffee mug are extremely difficult to adapt to. Left handed people always smear their writing when using a pen. Lefties hit the binding in notebooks, making it hard to do something as simple as taking notes. Lefties also have this keen sense to recognize other lefties on things such as TV shows, or presentations of some sort. Most lefties cannot knit, crosche, or sow due to lack of other left handed people who can do such things. Though rare and hard to handle, lefties are impressive people.

His left handedness must be hard to cope with

by Myahsaurus Rex June 20, 2018

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