Left Wanker

When communism means free hand jobs for all

Reactionary: Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor. I'm going to ignore that forms of wealth redistribution exist in every democratic nation in the world in my strawman of their argument and continue to fear change due to how my socioeconomic environment restricted my access to education and multicultural experiences limiting my ability to think independently and have empathy for those who are different from me.
Left wanker: you fool, by rejecting materialism and having a collectivist mindset I'm ready to offer my legendary two handed technique to any glorious comrade fighting against the evils of capitalism. Don't you know communism means free hand jobs for all?

by leftistmonke November 25, 2020

left wing

A system of thinking that advocates for the destruction or elimination of social hierarchies in pursuit of a more fair and just society. Schools of thought include Socialism, Communism, and Anarchism. Does not exist in many western countries.

The left typically expresses opposition to practices which produce inequality and hierarchies such as states and private (not personal) property. It is also fundamentally opposed to racism, sexism, classism, homophobia, transphobia, and other forms of bigotry.

Bernie Sanders is the closest thing America has had to a left wing candidate, yet anyone who knows anything about left wing ideology knows that he is center left at the very most. He’s not even calling for the elimination of the state.

by -Doops- April 20, 2020

left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Left Ear Piercing

Men, who have their left ear piercing were consider heterosexual, it was a westernized philosophy, that was proven that men were straight but as we go back into time it was also the def ear, so when your ears was pierced it was to show your were def in one ear. Heterosexuality comes in by the white woman (North American) approaching in the streets, because that was the side she considered straight, which was being a good fellow, and introducing you to heterosexual intercourse, because your are showing her you are straight and also cute, men who wear their left ear usually stray away from any hoop or loop earrings, studs is what they would wear. Hoops, loops, other earrings of choice were out of style and became a thing for older folks during the 1960’s to the 1970’s.

“I’m going to pierce my sons ears honey” ...”Left ear piercing straight”.

by Snoop Capone February 9, 2021

left nut

the position of a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle directly behind the driver

"I don't want left nut! <Insert driver's name here> always pushes their seat back!"

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

left cock

a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.

Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.

by shamwow69 December 30, 2011

left field bitch

The "left field bitch" is a female part of a large group of females (3 or more) who is generally not as good looking as her friends. This causes her to be jealous, bitter, and short tempered. The term "left field" derives from the sport of baseball, but is used in this case to support how "far away" or "unexpected" the actions are of this female.

Friend 1: Dude, I totally got shut down by that group of girls. This bitch came out of left field and told me to go f*** off. I wasn't even talking to her.

Friend 2: Bro, that's called a left field bitch. Every group of girls has at least one of them. They ruin the fun for everyone.

by If you don't ask-you don't get August 1, 2016