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Lasertag

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams
kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!
bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?
by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021
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laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.
guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*
by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021
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Laser caution

Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?
P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution
by Beltbucklebystander July 15, 2021
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LoaserZ

The entity called "Loaserz" is a short humanoid being who has severe skill issue. LoaserZ is known for teamkilling retards in criminality. Loaserz is also able to transform into a cat-ish body that is commonly referred to as "oraeng cat"
Loaserz's
by archonarchonarchon July 16, 2021
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laseoks

( ・ω・ )ノ♡ your very loving friend! you know who they are, right? (also why did you look up my username…) - ash
“laseoks… that’s a dumb username
it literally means milk rapper
by ashashash August 31, 2021
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Lwasembo

He is more of a God than Ethan and gets all the ladys. He is God at everything he does.
Lwasembo is God
by Whisper_ November 23, 2021
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