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'Thats a nice lamp hat'
by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018
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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
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Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”
Ooooh a llama lamp
by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020
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Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
by Steorge February 6, 2020
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Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations
Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp
by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020
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lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.
last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer
by sexy lamps March 16, 2020
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lamp

something that you say when something is kinda funny but at the same time you don’t really care enough to formulate a proper response
Kyle: bruh did you hear that Karen’s dog got stolen by an eagle?

Chad: lamp
by 520guccigang May 18, 2020
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