Linda

Linda is the most lovable and kind person you can imagine. She is incredibly empathetic, listens to everyone at all times and is always there for you.

Rest assured, when you think nobody is there for you, a Linda will always be. She knows what it's like to be alone, so she will always make sure you will never feel that.
Linda's biggest goal isn't necessarily to find a solution, but to make you feel better.

Linda would drop everything for you. No matter what she is doing, she would jump up immediately if you called her.

,,I'm so straight at the end. I think I'll call Linda, she always knows how to comfort me."

by Lunayomom April 30, 2023

Linda

A bossy lady that won't leave you alone and is always telling you what to do, almost as though they are your mother

Why does she have to be such a linda, always in my business trying to boss me around

by IamMaybe May 20, 2023

Linda

I hate to say it but, she’s only one step/level below a Karen

Girl 1: Don’t be a Linda!
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.

by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023

landall

the youngest 50 year old you will ever see, with so much respect for himself where he washes his hands before going to the bathroom. he looks like he would steal your candy, take a lick, and give it back. he is a man with a hint of fruity

hugh mungus: “hey do you see that man by the park?”
fuc mi: “oh that’s just landall”

by dmansuperdude July 5, 2023

Linda

Linda is such a good friend fr, she's fine and hot like honestly, never lose a Linda, she loves food but loves God more.

"Is she still reading her bible?"

"Yeah, that's Linda."

by lindaissexyandamazing July 6, 2023

Landan

The hottest guy you will ever meet a Landan always has dark hair and a hug dick he is so hot and has an amazing body

Is that Landan?
Yes! He’s so fucking hot!!

by Fatahhhoe July 7, 2023

Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.

So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi

by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023