Klonger

(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.

2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.

3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.

1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.

by knaive September 17, 2012

Konekokitten

A ROBLOX youtuber thats uploads daily, he also has 1M subscribers.

Hey guys, Konekokitten uploaded a video!

by gamernotfound April 23, 2021

dukie kong

A rather large bowel movement. Phrase has its root in the old arcade game Donkey Kong(r).

Wow, my dukie kong was unable to pass down the toilet bowl. I had to use a wire hanger to break that thing up!!!

by emrsushi September 2, 2009

Beer Kong

A hybrid of Beer Pong and Flip Cup, with vast party appeal because of this. It is a team game with three or more people per team, with two "Shooters" and at least one "Flipper", though the number of flippers may be limited by table space (however, more people is more fun). It is set up like a regular beer pong game, with racks of at least six cups set in a triangle formation on each side, as well as cups along the side of the table, one per flipper. The shooters try to throw pong balls into cups, as one would in a regular game of beer pong. However, if one team successfully throws a ball into a cup, both teams immediately begin flipping cups, starting with the flipper furthest from the shooters on their team, and progressing down the side of the table to the shooters, who also play flip cup. A flipper must finish the beer in their cup, then try to flip the cup from a standing-upright position to upside down before the next flipper can begin the same process. If the team who wins flip cup is also the team that threw the ball into the cup, the cup is removed from play, as is standard in beer pong. However, if the winning flip cup team is NOT the team who threw the ball into the cup, the cup is defended, and remains in play. The game is finished when one of the teams has no pong cups remaining on their side.

The game is subject to whatever house rules may be in use at the venue. The amount of beer in one's flip cup should also be determined by the house.

I got so wasted from that. I'm never playing Beer Kong ever again.

I can't believe we just spent an hour playing one game of Beer Kong. Best game EVER!

BEER KONG!!!!! (said while loudly beating one's chest, such as a great ape displaying its dominance)

by loganalltogether August 5, 2010

Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."

Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.

by inferiorego August 3, 2011

hong kong

The centre of Asia. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere in Asia. Was once the world capital of capitalism until being handed over to a communism dictatorship. Most of the 7 million free people in the city however refuse to give in to tyranny however and are fighting hard for democrazy.

by Da Works October 7, 2003

kongi

a deep sexual desire that can be taken care through the 'attention' of the opposite sex. Commonly used in Nigeria

"guy leave that girl, is it kongi thats killing you"

by regent boy October 27, 2012