'Wow, she was a bit... different.'
'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!
She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!
She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009
Get the Up the Kitchen endmug. by WMan 911 November 4, 2019
Get the Naughty Soup Kitchenmug. by eeeeeva January 11, 2021
Get the llama daddy's kitchenmug. Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
Get the not the sharpest knife in the kitchenmug. Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.
Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.
Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.
by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012
Get the Anal Soup Kitchenmug. Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
by roofy November 26, 2004
Get the dick kitchenmug. When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
by RazorsG February 2, 2017
Get the kitchen anorexiamug.