Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

Augusta Kansas PD

Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life

Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life

by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.

Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.

by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023

Concordia Kansas

Concordia High School the place where dreams die honestly it is the worst school you can never attend to mostly known for its bullying racism it's stupid people Concordia people think that they're cool just because they bully people on their looks when they look ugly as hell or if it's on your race hey it's not my fault that there's 400 white people and there's only three black kids that are School Concordia is known for its drugs math going around the town bongs cigarettes any of these could be found in Concordia so that's it for you like we say Concordia where dreams die

Concordia Kansas sucks

by Drake Wilson October 30, 2019