Julian Valentin is one of Bud’s biggest alcoholic’s. He is especially attracted to big things like whales and he’s often of whale safari when he is drinking alcohol. As long as it’s breathing and have two legs he will probably try to penetrate it.
by Ezio.Aud June 15, 2021

A mythical beast of tropical origins. Requires minimal sleep, nearly impervious to alcohol, and a pulls women in much like a siren does to sailors. Watch at his rises through the ranks to dominate the realms of his choosing.
by Lu1232012 February 14, 2022

The biggest SPAZZ you will ever fucking meet. He is kind hearted and means well even though he usually doesn't know how to speak to people. He is kinda retarded but is secretly academically smart. He is the biggest try hard at every sport but is not very naturally gifted. He is pretty funny because he is so dumb but goes to far sometimes. Can't handle a fucking drink!
by niggafagott November 30, 2019

by kristian nikolovski November 22, 2014

The Name Julian Liang suggests he is very handsome and musical yet He is short and nobody likes him. He is destined to be short.
by JOKER LIANG October 9, 2019

Aaron; I saw this guy julian-smithin at the mall the other day
Frank; No way! who?
Aaron; A subway employee yelling at a customer: "I made this for you!
Frank; No way! who?
Aaron; A subway employee yelling at a customer: "I made this for you!
by abwoitas January 12, 2011

Julian smith is the most inspirational person i she never met. he is so cute and is the sexiest man alive. he is also the most genuine person you’ll ever find. he always says “Ya man.” Ofc.” “How genuine.” “So inspirational.”
by juliansmithlover June 26, 2020
