Jordanism 

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

Jordan 

One of the best friends you’ll ever make.
At first he’ll act really shy and quiet but sooner or later you’ll forget that part of him even existed. :))
He’s really talented, even though he doesn’t believe it ;)
He stands up for his friends and doesn’t take anyone’s shit.
But that’s what he’s loved for.

“I’m so glad Jordan is my friend”
“BEAT HIS ASS JORDAN”

Jordan by Kayla0426 December 29, 2018

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

Jordan shankman by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Jordan 

A guy who never will let you down. A few words to describe him, honest, shy, bright, lacks confidence. He will always be there to help you and looks at things more in a positive light. Typically most Jordans take pride in their work, and are quite optimistic.

Oh man, I had a fun time with Jordan last night

Jordan by NippleringBitch March 1, 2019

Jordan high school 

A good school but be getting fire drills every week

Boy-* starts to read *

*bell rings*
Boy- fucking kidding me fucking Jordan high school

Jordan high school by Penny the weirdo October 15, 2019

Jordan Martin 

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

Jordan Martin by Dollar October 22, 2019

Jordan Steviano 

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

Jordan Steviano by Random Mat March 3, 2022