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John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
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John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring
by Joselyn f November 7, 2019
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John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair
by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
Is that John in that red car?
by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019
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