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1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
-Yo, you want some Mount Jamedew?
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
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