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outdoor Jared

The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.
Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass
by James13ardem May 23, 2018
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fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.
Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..
by Dangarii November 28, 2021
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Mount Jamedew

mount jey-muh-doo

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1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)
-Yo, you want some Mount Jamedew?
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.
by InventorofJamidew December 25, 2021
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Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg
WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!
by JuliePooly June 9, 2022
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jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.
hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi
by J-bowz June 11, 2006
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Jared

Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.
That guy is such a Jared!
by pseudonym12312 July 27, 2012
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Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.
Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
by squirt812 March 23, 2009
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