when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016
Get the classic janmug. I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
Get the Jon Jan Zokkmug. 
I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017
Get the Jan-Willemmug. Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021
Get the Jan-Peermug. A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021
Get the jan Daymanmug. super smart super talented woman who loves ass and geography. shes a really good friend and is the perfect person to have fun with unless shes drunk on peach tea
friend 1: how was your day?
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today
friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today
friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao
by phoelix November 20, 2021
Get the janmug.