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italian cup

Verb; when you jack off two Italians at the same time and have them jizz in a gold cup. You then proceed to drink from the cup and spit it in the Pope's face.
After the world cup, Janet pulled an Italian cup with Giuseppe and Maurizio. Luckily, God forgives all sins.
by Pinupginger April 19, 2017
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unevolved italian

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.
by Bacccccon October 23, 2017
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italian express

Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion
Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.
by 225kittykittylicklick November 24, 2013
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Rotten Italian

Throwing a woman in a circular motion in the air like pizza dough and catching her with your fist in the stomach forcing her to vomit
“Izzy got me upset so I gave her the Rotten Italian to teach her a lesson.”
by PineGroveRetard December 8, 2019
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Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.
by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020
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italian tupperware

Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.
If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.
by Ok Rudy September 27, 2019
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italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
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