Lit The Twit

Lighting your child on fire on their 21st birthday if their a virgin, because that's a sin to the family tree.

My parents were really upset they couldn't partake in Lit The Twit for my 21st, I'm too much of a Fuck boi; and my meat is huge.

by OrangeCum May 3, 2020

kitty lit

Kitty lit (noun) is the feeling of a girl who is way to excited for someone to go down on them. Primarily used to describe the euphoria experienced by pillow princesses out here exploiting us hard workin’ folk.

Katie was kitty lit for Sarah to go down on her. What a rookie.

by Whydoh? May 7, 2020

lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

lit-non

When things really didn't pop and it was not 'Lit'.

That party was so Lit-non.

by J.J.W-global September 13, 2017

Budgetary Litness

To possess the skill and / or talent to budget life accordingly to the McDonalds Dollar Menu

2 double cheese burgers, fries and a drink for $5. Budgetary Litness.

by Samuelson GucciLord June 11, 2017

calm lit

When it's lit, but chill

Yo that party was calm lit. The music was bumping, but it was chill.

Is it 311 bro? I'm calm lit as fuck.

by realthugsomuchlove October 30, 2017