sofa-ing

The act, e.g. sport of ones ass not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. Usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. Most times person is found with blank look in eyes

Steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave weekend.

Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.

by Jo Francis April 1, 2010

Bale-ing

when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.

he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.

by davesteve July 28, 2010

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022

fiesta-ing

The act of being at a fiesta.

I'm fiesta-ing in SB!!

by angelonachain November 6, 2011

GK-ing

when you fart unknowingly multiple times throughout the day and try to blame it on somebody else, even though it only smells like that when that person is there.

I was sitting in math class yesterday and John kept GK-ing, and it smelled awful, but he wouldn't admit to farting.

by GK-ing hater December 22, 2010

manti-ing

when you get involved with someone, but almost all of the interaction is over a social network.

guy 1-"what happened to that girl follows you on twitter? she is hott"
guy 2- "i'm replying to her right now"
guy 1- "everytime i check twitter you are retweeting one another and shit. invite her out. i want to meet her."
guy 2- "i did but she's busy tonight"
guy 1- "again? she's busy every night..."
guy 2- "yea..."
guy 1- "dude, get her out here. quit MANTI-ING!"

by fstrong January 17, 2013

Gym-ing

The process of a near perfect person attending the gym when it is not really necessary, to miss going to the casino (specifically). Indicative of health addiction.

Jon.t. gym-ing.

by onlyevolution October 30, 2013