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Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023
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Assfuck Cheap

Extremely cheap italian food like cheaper that Olive Garden amirite?
Dude ravioli is assfuck cheap. not like at the big O.G. amirite?
by Chuncky maonko34 July 12, 2007
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Cheap Noise

Purely means that the cheaper and more accessible the place, the noisier it is. Can be used to describe suburbs filled with babies, migrants, bogans and multiple fast-food outlets - not forgetting the vape stores. There is always some helicopter circling over a cheap noise suburb at 4am, most likely due to multiple feckholes doing dodgy activities down some dark alleyway.
I willingly pay excess $$$ for rent just because I refuse to be surrounded by the tragic implications of cheap noise.

Cheap noise is pauperism at its finest.
by ACunny August 12, 2024
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cheap spin

A person who invites you to a casino without money or vehicle.
Someone who is always asking for money to go to the casino.
I can't believe Andrew invited me to the casino without any money . He even asked me for a ride and a couple of dollars to play with. He is nothing but a cheap spin.
by Dessert Cock March 10, 2022
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cheap rebound

Verb; when you go through a break-up and your ex partner gets with your friend/friends
bitty1: “Bro travarius got with kelly last night

bitty2: “we fr broke up 4 days ago that’s a cheap rebound having ass dude”

kelly: “ I was jus testin him tho 👀”
by 🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌 May 24, 2019
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dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.
I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."
by ljak November 23, 2021
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Cheap Cuck

Someone who doesn't pay and acts like they are broke, when going out with the homies they skimp and try to get their boys to pay.
Yo bro, he's such a cheap cuck. Stop being such a cheap cuck man. Dude I don't want to go out with him tonight, he's a cheap cuck. Bro this cheap cuck tried to get me to pay for the whole tab.
by teestroyer October 23, 2023
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