Kinking the hose 

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

The Fire-Hose 

When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.

My girl is still mad at me for doing The Fire-Hose last Saturday night.

The Fire-Hose by how to basic-bitch March 1, 2019

hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"

hose you down by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.

"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."

Hose Beast by SapphireXXN August 12, 2015

hose machine 

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

hose machine by cassius$ July 18, 2006

siphon hose

a hose a mother fucker uses to steal gas out of your mother fuckin whip

that mother fucker Tyrone used a siphon hose and stole gas from my mother fuckin whip

siphon hose by Bastard Belly June 26, 2008

home in hose 

Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.

Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.

Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.

Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.

She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.

home in hose by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008