attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.

Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!

attention hooker by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

kill-a-hooker money 

celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.

ie. killing a hooker

OJ Simpson...we all know he got away with murder...

wanda sykes: i had some of my broke friends over so i got some good deals...
jay leno: you mean you dont have kill-a-hooker money??
wanda sykes: nope..

"oprah doesnt need to worry about anything ever 'cause she has kill-a-hooker money!!"

kill-a-hooker money by anni411 January 30, 2007

dead hooker 

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

dead hooker by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Walmart Hooker 

Guaranteed low-prices, an every day deal!
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart

Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.

Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!

Walmart Hooker by Anotheronebitesthedustbunny January 2, 2012

Ninja Hooker 

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.

The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

Ninja Hooker by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011

soft hooker 

A woman who has sex in exchange for expensive dates, gifts, favors or money without an express verbal contract prior to the act. First defined in Mario Puzo's "Fool's Die".

In the morning he gave the girl a hundred to pay for her cab home even though she lived in the building right across the street. He always made sure to keep the soft hookers happy so word wouldn't get out that he's cheap because he'd never get laid again.

soft hooker by Chris Cadillac May 16, 2007