Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

handy cock

cock that perfectly fits im hands

-wow, you have such a handy cock. it fits in my hands perfectly

by lambajoo July 30, 2021

Handy-Talkie

When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.

Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.

by Humongous-Chungus August 15, 2021

Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job

Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy

by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024

Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.

Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025