"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"
by xnemon3 March 25, 2021
Get the wife guy mug.1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.
2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
by yomamauugly August 25, 2009
Get the Techie Guy mug.When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.
by lyricalkiller June 18, 2016
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Get the Horror guy mug.A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.
She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.
Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.
Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".
She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.
Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.
Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".
"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"
by nalz nalz March 23, 2010
Get the Guy Collector mug.A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016
Get the tent guy mug.The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?
Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.
Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.
Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
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