Guitar Junkie

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.

Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW

by Joe Norton April 27, 2008

Guitbass

Guitar as played by Dave Dederer, and Andrew Mckeag of the Presidents of the United States of America, with three strings tuned in drop d.

i play a guitbass, she has 3 strings, uh...yeah

by Glenn Beiling January 18, 2009

Guitargasm

When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.

I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Guit

Having soo much fun that you cant call it fun anymore it is now guit. Often used as Guitatious Fun

Man you and Rashanda have fun last night? naw mang we had guit

by swagginslugger October 19, 2010

guitar

An instrument to wake up my sisters

mom.. where's my guitar.. im gonna wake up my sisters!!

by Manok May 22, 2005

Guitar

What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.

Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank

by radtoast December 17, 2011