Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu July 12, 2007

Grundle Pancake

A severly trashy, shallow, and slutty female. Who is extremely kinky and of whom everyone hates.

Q: How kinky are you on a scale from 0 to Alyssa?
A: Grundle Pancake.

Did you see Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards? Shes a total Grundle Pancake.

by Milk Girl <3 February 24, 2010

Grundle Rubber

One who enjoys to and frequently rubs another person's grundle.

Larry is such a grundle rubber, he is always trying to get his hands on mine.

by curuskie December 11, 2009

Grundle Nub

The male clitoris, located conveniently close to the party and the exit.

This banana hammock has no padding for my grundle nub, it's rubbed raw!

by cash-hunta December 7, 2009

grundle of dawn

a statement used to express an extremely early time to wake up in the morning. more specifically, an hour or 2 before sunrise.

"i gotta get up at the grundle of dawn tomorrow..."

by gamerking7 September 26, 2008

Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.

A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.

by GroupB May 5, 2014