Tree Goblins

Little creatures which live in oak trees. The common goblins are green and pretty harmless. Others may randomly attack Chavs and Townies with no mercy using meat cleavers and axes in a Happy Tree Friends style. Only approach if bearing apples as a gift. Never mock the soon world dominaters or they will serve your head on a platter. A Silver platter.Bow down and learn their anthem named 'hee hee hee hee' or PAY!

Townie: Aaah get these freak off me apples!!
Tree Goblins:First we shall suck out your intestines and wrap them round your neck. Townie:(Whilst dying) The horror! Oops I've died! Goblins: No one will suspect a thing hee hee hee hee.

by Tree goblin girl July 21, 2008

Goey Goblin

This little known technique occurs when two men of homosexual orientation are lying together in bed. One ejaculates into his hand and rubs it on his erection. He then procedes to savagly penetrate his sleeping partner's unsuspecting anus with strong, malicious strokes.

Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.

by Erb September 25, 2005

Pussy Goblin

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

by Roosill March 5, 2009

ass goblin

One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.

(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)

That dude's an "ass goblin"

by mike...MIKE March 16, 2004

Goblin Metal

A type of metal music forged in hell and brought to earth in order to destroy mankind. The style is a blend of metal and punk which originated in Pittsburgh with the band TROLLKICKER. Their first album was entitled "Pure Fucking Goblin Metal" and was the battle cry to the upcoming war involving Goblins and Trolls in the snowy hills of Appalachia.

There were many human casualties in the Goblo-Trollian war, which were seen as collateral damage by Satan's army of hell goblins, who were ready to die for Goblin Metal.

by william harrison December 14, 2012

Ass-Goblin

a girl who is short in stature and bitchy-er than any other thing you have ever experiance, this little creature also likes to say she likes you and lead you on then never meets you

person A: dud did you hook up with that girl yet

person B: nah she's an ass-goblin

by Brandidit September 1, 2010