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Shaky camera? Check.
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by vinman11 March 2, 2010
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Dude 1: "What are these doing in your glove box...Blank Dogs? Belle and Sebastian???"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."
Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"
Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."
Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"
Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"
by DJ Rick May 19, 2010
Get the girlfriend rock mug.A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
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A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
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