Gamer

An epic gamer who will see you on the battle bus

Hey gamers. Epic news. My wife left me and she's taking the kids. Later skaters

by Massive legend 78 December 16, 2018

junior gamer

A little whiny bitch, usually under 13 years old, that plays online games. He usually makes immature jokes like "penis! haha!" and gets really annoying because he pisses you off.

I had to ban the junior gamer from the server cuz he thought weewee was a funny joke.

by rizzuh July 12, 2003

geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.

You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.

by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005

Gamer's Thumb

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.

"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."

by zits24 April 4, 2007

Gamer

An oppressed group by society

"Those gamers have no life"- Society

by QuickBoi October 19, 2018

Gamer

A types of people where 20% of them are children, 90% a virgin, 99% lives in someone else's house, and 100% a pro.

Guy 1:Hey, You. Gamer! Your a looser.

Guy 2:Don't you play fortnite?

Guy 1:...Yes.
Guy 2:Ha! Minecraft is better you Kile!

by WeegeeCool August 24, 2019

Gamer Archetype

Genre: An interesting and harder to define archetype.

Recreational: These gamers will dabble in some games of most genres and are usually grouped with casual gamers.
Strategist: Gamers who prefer strategy games, which usually involve any game genre with acronyms.

Trolls: These gamers may or may not be good, but usually hang around FPS's to talk shit about how they are better than you, and have sex with your mom while they t-bag you. Similar to forum trolls you only win if you ignore them

Sport: Obviously the gamers who play mostly to only sport games

-Racing: A sub type of sports

-Fighting: Another major sub type of sports

Fantasy: Gamers in everything fantasy. Usually only pertains to RPGs and adventure games.

Loyal: Gamers that remain loyal to specific developers and shun others. Usually a prefix to another genre.

Shooters:

-FPS: First person shooters, People who almost exclusively play FPS's

-TPS: Third person shooters, like FPS people who almost exclusively play TPS's

Puzzle: A rare type of gamer who enjoys mostly puzzle games.

Action/adventure: People who like mostly action adventure

-Hack n' Slash: Another rare type which is a joint between Action and Fighting

Can you find your gamer archetype yet?

by Novam the whitemage October 6, 2009