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Adios Mother Fucker

A drink containing a very large amount of alcohol. The name supposedly comes from what the bartender could say when he serves you one. Google for recipes. Sometimes abbreviated as AMF.
I think I had a couple of Adios Mother Fuckers last night but I don't remember exactly.
by G. Brandt May 15, 2006
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Sun-Fucked

The condition formerly known as sun burn. Soon all kids will be using it, and it just makes alot more sense, seeing as how the sun pretty much FUCKS your face if you expose it long enough...
Gunther: Dude, I was at the beach ALL day yesterday.

Cletus: Dang dude! Your face was totally Sun-Fucked!

Gunther: Aww nuts.
by Doug and Kirk March 28, 2006
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all fucked up

all fucked up (awl fuk tup) adj.
1. the condition or state of being of an object, place or person
2. (slang) under the influence of drugs or liquor
1. Condie Rice (to herself) "I'll be a son of a bitch! I wanted to continue my shopping spree in NYC but now the Gulf Coast is all fucked up. Guess I'll have to go see it."

2. Maryanne: "For fucksake Sue! Did you get high again?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryanne."
Maryanne: "Honey, you really do look all fucked up."
Sue: "Jesus Christ Maryanne, Just put some clean piss in this Elmer's Glue bottle in case I'm tested at the clinic."
by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006
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Fucked Myself into a Corner

When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"

Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"

Example 2:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"

Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
by WoW-FTW May 23, 2009
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Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.
Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.
by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008
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Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.
You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!
by Xombygod January 19, 2009
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shadow fucker

shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows

that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.

to further expand:

This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"

- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker

Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?

A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.

2.

Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?

Friend 2: No.

Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
by brownspaniel May 19, 2010
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