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Freckler

When taking a shit that it seems it will be a massive solid, but comes out in little bursts that end up dotting the whole toilet with crap. Notice the resemblance to freckles on a face.
"Hey thanks for letting me use your shitter Dave."
"Your welcome man, anytime."
"Bad news though, I left you a freckled toilet."
"Not the Freckler!! Thats not cool man."
by colon catastrophe July 27, 2009
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fricket

A ticket to a concert, sporting event or other activity, received free of charge. A combination of the words "free" and "ticket".
I got two frickets to the Bon Jovi concert from our Live Nation rep. Wanna go, or would you rather do anything else on the planet?
by El Pulpo July 23, 2010
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Freckled Bean

A red headed freckled sluts clitoris.
The QA assistant managers Freckled Bean has become quite popular with the boys in the office.
by QA sluts rule!!!! July 30, 2010
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Fickle Headed

When you're so geeked up that you can't complete a single thought process. Resulting in you continuously talking all over the place about 5 different things at the same time and not remembering what you were even talking about to begin with.
What was I just talking about?'I forgot. I'm so fickle headed right now.
by Zooted February 4, 2017
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fricket

One single fucking-cricket that won't shut the fuck up when you're trying to sleep.
by Earl! August 29, 2020
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Woo fricken hoo

A term used sarcastically when you are not satisfied with what the other person did or when you did not expect something to go bad. Opposite of "Woo hoo!"

Also known as "Woo fucking hoo."
Great. My younger brother Dave just revealed my age to my 17 year old girlfriend and now she sees me as 3 years younger than her. Woo fricken hoo.
by Light White Dragon August 27, 2011
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fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013
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