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A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."
Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."
by marioehehehe January 24, 2023
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The Fountain

The best movie ever to be produced by a human peasant brain. Hugh Jackman gave a phenomenal performance and is a good person, one of the best I've seen if I've seen one. To put this in perspective, this movie is the equivalent of barebacking Alexis Texas (standing) while Michael Stefano films it. I highly recommend this film if you transcend and have a decent sized brain.
I committed suicide while watching the Fountain because I knew life would never be that transcending.
by gjonwg April 11, 2011
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foundred

Belfast - Northern Ireland Slang: To feel extremely cold.
You are at 'Norn Iron' with that lovely weather, and start to feel your fingers 'frozing', you should say:

'Ya know da craic? I'm foundred lad!'
by Leonardo Perovano September 17, 2007
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foundational assault

This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.
Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
by Tina Ballance June 11, 2008
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Fountain City

A small WI town, on the Mississippi River. The only thing to do is Drink.
Lets go to Fountain City and get Fucked up!
by bartender230 February 21, 2011
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Founderitis

When a founder retains disproportionate control in a startup past the time they are qualified to, leading to management problems:

-The organization is strongly identified with the founder.

-Staff meetings are held generally to rally the troops.

-Typically, there is little organizational infrastructure in place, and what is there is not used correctly.

-There is no succession plan.

-Key staff are typically selected by the founder and are often colleagues of the founder.

-Staff may be chosen due to their personal loyalty rather than skills or experience.

-Professionally trained and talented recruits, often recruited to resolve difficulties in the organization, find that they are not able to contribute in an effective and professional way

-The founder begins to believe his/her own Press/PR

-The company suffers from decreasing public trust.

-The organization becomes increasingly reactive, rather than proactive.

-The company is unable to listen to their own users, community or outside experts.

-The company is unable to learn from previous mistakes.

-The founder frequently tries to position themselves as a "visionary" in a market they are inexperienced in.

-The CEO is often unable to make tough choices related to operations such as removing inefficient staff.

-When challenged the CEO assumes that users who do not agree with the CEO simply cannot understand the expertise he/she has built.
Dan: Oh man, I wouldn't invest in that business that guy has a bad case of Founderitis

Steve: What's that?

Dan: It's like when Ted ran Kik into the ground and bled that unicorn dry...

Steve: Oh...
by B3NYC March 21, 2019
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Muse Fountain

Commonly used by writers on role-playing forums, a "muse fountain" is a slang term for your inspiration for certain plots and characters, or perhaps your muse as a whole. A dry muse fountain, therefore, implies that you have ran out of inspiration for whatever you are referring to.
Example 1: Ugh. All the stuff that I'm dealing with has totally dried up my muse fountain! I don't think I can finish any more of the book tonight.

Example 2: My muse fountain is overflowing! I haven't had this much inspiration in a while!
by A Lunatic's Lament January 14, 2010
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