positive pablo

A person that always thinks positively and brings the good side of things into view.

Man that guy is such a positive pablo, he makes taking the trash out fun!

by smellietoe June 22, 2010

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 6, 2021

Positive Confrontation

A b.s. catchphrase used by HR folks. Coined by an author who wanted to sound smart and sell books. The phrase is currently popular among HR folks who want to sound trendy.

You should welcome positive confrontation among teammates.
I would like to positively confront all HR people who use this stupid phrase and tell them it's a bunch of shit.

by GrammaAnna December 2, 2019

zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

The Other Position

Used to describe The other sexual position, whether it is your favorite or your most hated position. Can also be ones favorite while being the others most hated position. Were most commonly being the males favorite whilst being the female most dreaded position.

Cory:Listen bitch after I get done putting these mushroom tattoos on your forehead, turn over to The other position so I can lick your Puerto Rican asshole.

Lindsey: I hate the other position were he tries to twist me up like a pretzel, because he thinks somehow his 3 inch dick will feel more like its 4 inches. All you bitches know what I mean.

If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.

by Imadumbass December 21, 2013

Yardbird Position

In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!

Really made a mess of her house doing the Yardbird Position.

by Par64Tat August 29, 2014