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Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.
Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.
by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012
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Blessing shoot

A ritual in which four people must stand in a circle and shoot and then they all receive the best salmon from the nearest freshwater lake.
The four teenagers were hungry so they performed blessing shoot and received the highest quality salmon
by Ultimate DPS prophet September 4, 2019
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Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
by John fraank February 5, 2020
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Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.
Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.
by bchbum232 November 29, 2013
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shooting range

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools
by ohio monster November 30, 2022
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Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."
"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."
by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005
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shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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