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meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*
"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"
by KingDio July 12, 2017
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Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.
Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"
by Spencybro March 13, 2019
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Floor-drobe

When you don't feel like putting your clothes away, so you put them on the floor
My mother does not like my new floor-drobe.
by Sydnaro8 June 9, 2018
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Floor lamp

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023
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Floor Girlie

It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.

You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.

If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.

And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.

Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."

Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."

Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"

Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."

Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."

Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."

Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."

Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
by sahwi January 22, 2023
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Floor Loko

When drink so much four Loko your body completely shut downs and you sleep on the floor.
- He hit the floor Loko faster than expected
by MarkusPepinivus February 14, 2023
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Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.
“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there
by jay-nj February 18, 2023
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