fink

The embodiment of what is wrong in a human race. One without friends. A person with the a ability to single-handedly kill everything one enjoys in making movies. A fountain a janky

Mike Fink finked for fun.

by hasten quick January 29, 2005

finklematter

derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story

Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!

by Escalator May 3, 2009

Fink

Combination of Foot and Stink. A horrible odor coming from a foot.

Boy 1: Smell the wrath of my Fink!!!
boy 2: -dies-

by Awesome-Tori W. October 2, 2011

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flanken

A sphere that is not perfectly round, like the Earth, for example

"I hate to tell you, but that basketball is a flanken."

by KrackSeller February 11, 2010

adam finklestein

Generally the biggest faggot around. No one can compare when it comes to being a little faggot bitch. All aday does is walk around calling people a bitch therefore resulting in him being the biggest one around. Not biggest as in dick size but bingest as in faggot.

OMG that little bitch is such and Adam Finklestein.

by ST3ALTH June 24, 2016

Finking

Finking occurs when you wait for a girl to get nice and drunk, then you procede to have your way with her.

"Dude, I heard you've been finking ben's gf, nice work!!!"

by BillyShears December 11, 2008