by Cmalloy January 25, 2016
Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 04, 2014
(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.
by pablo suave March 04, 2006
Two people of extreme internal heat, embracing each other whilst naked, especially after an act of coitus.
by CourbetLover69 January 10, 2020
The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.
by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020
by Hedge Trimmer June 01, 2014
An intimate act of love between a consenting couple who stand facing each other naked, a foot apart. The man then sets his pubic hair on fire at the base of his penis then quickly - and - before excessive flame, he moves toward the female and transfers the flame over to her bush so she alights as well. For a brief period both parties enjoy the burn before patting out the flames with their hands and then inhaling the smoke as an aphrodisiac. Polarity can be reversed where a female has sufficiently dense pubes to fuel the flame over to the male. Not to be performed with any accelerants. Thought to have originated in Sydney Australia.
by HairBurner September 04, 2022