Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married

Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin

by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015

farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

by Just a farmer January 10, 2014

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.

"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."

by Xaiteo September 29, 2020