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Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.
Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!
by thongkham December 24, 2015
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turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015
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Sue Farmer

Sue is a wonderful mother and friend who always puts others before herself. She is extremely friendly and outgoing, always ready to help someone in need and make a friend or two along the way. She is a walking example of how to have fun and enjoy the small things in life.

She is well traveled and is constantly growing and improving.

She always finds the good in others. She loves plants and animals and is kind to all walks of life.

Sue is extremely artistic, she has hopes to put paintings in temples and bring joy and peace to anyone that is luckily enough to see them.

Sue is very athletic, wether it’s body building, surfing or parkour; she is game.

If you have a Sue in your life you are extremely lucky. Let her know how special she is and how much you love her!!!
You wish you were are cool as Sue Farmer
by Roseguts February 15, 2023
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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married
Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin
by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022
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cara farmer

The hottest person you will ever lye your eyes on she is the kindest soul you will meet, her eyes sparkle like the sun hitting the grass on a cool augest, she has a heart of a teddy bear and the soul of a care bear, but she is as feisty as a lion and her anger issues are an issue but her love and warmth is unberable her weirdness is loveable, she is the most amazing soul in the world
Everyone knows cara farmer as the most lovable person on earth.
by Harry styles.. June 28, 2021
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gracie farmer

A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts
by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016
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